Life is full of stress and pressures and every person has a bunch of worries. There is no person who is stress free even a four year kid has his or her own problems. Stress affects everybody whether one is poor or rich, illiterate or literate, women or men whether married or single. Some people are stressed up because they do not have enough time; some are stress because they have much time; others are stressed because they do not like the people who are working with. However, funny life quotes can help a person tickle his or her bone. Here are the top 20 Funny life Quotes.

1. Life is too short to spend with those people who will suck the happiness out of you

2. They say we learn from our past mistakes that is why I am making as many mistakes as possible to be a genius.

3. Sometimes I try to pretend to be normal but it gets boring hence I go back to being myself

4. Why you pass through tough situation in life do not say why me? Just say try me!

5. When life hands you lemons make grape juice and then sit down and watch the world wonders how you make it

6. You will never realize how boring your life is until when a person asks you what you like to do for fun

7. Laugh at the problems you have everyone else does

8. The differences between life and school: In life you are given a test that teaches you a lesson while at school you are taught a lesson and then given a test.

9. The world can be amazing when you are slightly strange

10. Live like a spongebob, laugh out loud all days without any reason and annoy all mean people with your happiness.

11. I am not actually funny, I am just mean and people always think I am joking

12. Life is too short to remove USB safely

13. Life is too short to waste your time pretending to stupid bitches

14. Do not like me? Okay I do not wake up every day to impress you

15. I am still waiting for the day when I will be using differentiation concept of calculus in real life.

16. Life was much easier when blackberry and apples were just fruits

17. I am who I am your approval is not required.

18. Life is too short to fold fitted sheets

19. You cannot always control who walks in your life but you can control which window you through them outside.

20. Nobody dies as a virgin life f***s us all.